Episode Review of the season opener, "Big Changes".

The new season begins with a brand new opening. Well not really brand new, just updated individual photos.

1. The show opens up with Anna waking the kiddies who again are sleeping in their clothes with no sheets on the bed. Just one little blanket. They are headed for a well check for one week old Markie. Anna is pleased that Marcus sleeps through the night. I'm sure that won't last. They measure the baby's head and no one gasps in shock, so I'm guessing he has a Keller head. When the doctor asked Mackie what her job is, she said, "Michael". Poor kid is already a sister mom to her two year old brother, who I shall refer to in this review as, Mr. No no no no no! Josh is pretty useless in this scene. It looks like he's taking notes but I bet he's just doodling cartoons of Obama being shot out of a cannon.

2. Next we suddenly enter into an episode of House Hunters which is a show I love and I hope they sue 19 Kids for copyright infringements.

3. They look at three different types of homes and then leave what their decision is til the end. Sound familiar? Mr. No no no, doesn't like any of the houses. I'll jump to the end and tell you they chose to rent the third one, an ugly brick fortress looking house. It has 5 bedrooms and 3 1/2 baths. Good room for constant helpers for Anna. The inside is clean but out-of-date with no fancy details to brag about, kind of like the Duggars.

4. Back to Arkansas where the packing crew has arrived. Damn, it takes me weeks to pack and they do it in hours! Now I'm jealous!!! Mr. No no no no is refusing to be Duggarized. Keep up the fight kid!

5. NOW FOR MY FAVORITE MOMENT! Anna actually walks into the bedroom and asks Josh to not pack her vibrator onto the truck. Cut to Justin making an odd disgusted face like he actually knows what a vibrator is. Great editing Duggar Crew! I seriously doubt that Anna or Josh know what a vibrator is. I suggest they image google it.

6. The joys of a label maker break the tedious packing duties. Josh has a "slavedriver" label stuck to his back. I'm sure Anna made that one. Steve Conley arrives to help pack and ends up with his hands on Anna's vibrator. Shame, shame! I feel he was set up for the sake of a storyline.

7. The caravan takes off for DC. Josh says in a voice over that Josiah is of age to drive the RV at 16 but for some reason I don't believe that. Who wants to do the research? The Duggars decide to invade the Bates. J. Bob's decision. He is the lord and master of the caravan. Too bad they refuse to live in a democracy that respects all family member's opinions.

8. Josh awakes the lord and master who is sleeping alone in his own private room in the Bates house. I wonder how he managed that arrangement? J and A leave early with their kiddos thinking the others will follow. Josh calls Anna, "mommy" in RV jr. and I threw up a little. They stop for some fatty junk food. Didn't Anna claim they are eating healthier now??? The kids play at a playground that I swear looks like a daycare center play yard. I wonder if they broke in and trespassed while the center was closed for the weekend.

9. Josh calls J. Bob after 10 pm and is shocked to hear that they haven't left the Bates yet. Really? Shocked? Josh never once called the entire day to check up with them? I don't quite believe that. They couldn't unpack the trucks that late at night anyway without the neighbors calling the cops on them. The Duggars are so dull that even their made up drama is transparently dull.

Anyway, except for the vibrator comment this episode was routine.

More dullness to follow next week when I'm sure everyone will cry as they leave Josh and Anna surrounded by ebil liberals in DC. God bless his redneck soul.